When I hear "People are a plague on this planet", I think, yes maybe for the moment. But we could turn it around & be it's greatest savior, or maybe we haven't even begun to f*ck all the other planets up yet #humans#funny#thoughts
Dad: mermaids sing people to their death.
Me: no, sirens do.
Dad: they're the same.
Me: No, because in "The Little Mermaid" Ariel sings and...
Me: ersla...saved Eric. She took ariels voice to...save Eric.
MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!