Short-N-Snarky™

Short-N-Snarky™

@ssnarkismygame

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Following4.1K

Sarcasm: The witty will have fun, but the stupid won't get it. Potty mouth. No filter There's a gif for that. No lists, please. #Resist

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Joined on August 13, 2016
@ssnarkismygame Statistics

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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
3 hours
Average replies
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Average retweets
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Average likes
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I wish I was getting married again cause I'd hire this guy. 
Hahaha ok no...I don't wish that, but someone should hire him!😂🤣
#weddings 
#flowerman
#bestidea https://t.co/r4CQTJhXQU

I wish I was getting married again cause I'd hire this guy. Hahaha ok no...I don't wish that, but someone should hire him!😂🤣 #weddings #flowerman #bestidea https://t.co/r4CQTJhXQU

Has anybody else ever realized that the guy in the game Operation, is awake? 🤔😳 #ImRetro #monday

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New banner, please steal it: https://t.co/pzrPTqjsFp

New banner, please steal it: https://t.co/pzrPTqjsFp

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Devin Nunes says he "has proof" that we helped fund the creation of #COVID19. I bet $50 he believes that 9/11 was an inside job too...this man is also a member of the Committee on Intelligence. And of course, he is...🤦‍♀️

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I think the #CDC are just really tired parents..."want a snack 5 minutes before dinner?? Sure! Go ahead have one I don't fucking care!" "Want to wear a mask? Don't want to wear a mask? I don't care take them off! Take them ALL fucking off, whatever!" 😳 #Masks

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That former child star who hasn't amounted to anything since posted a video of himself picking on someone just doing their job at #costco because he's in a cult, and well let's face it, Subway doesn't pay a lot...

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Quoted @MSN

AOC calls Israel ‘apartheid state’ in Twitter outburst over Gaza attacks https://t.co/rj5zfGpmps

"An outburst"? Why, cause she's an intelligent woman with strong opinions? Why not call her "Karen", @MSN? #DoBetter https://t.co/VGg1XgNt7N

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*in probably 25 years. Ugh, twitter.😑

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Doing something that I haven't done and probably 25 years... Catching some rays on this beautiful 75°, no humidity day in South Carolina. Not to worry it won't last because summer IS coming 🥵 #sundayvibes

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I swear sometimes she looks like a snarky little human... 😆
#CatsOfTwitter 
#Caturday https://t.co/oDVykeot2F

I swear sometimes she looks like a snarky little human... 😆 #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday https://t.co/oDVykeot2F

Be a dog groomer they said... It'll be fun they said. 😵
#INeedANap https://t.co/iNNDO1hRqB
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Be a dog groomer they said... It'll be fun they said. 😵 #INeedANap https://t.co/iNNDO1hRqB

Did you realize that if you're sitting on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day? *ducks* 😏

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Be a dog groomer they said... It'll be fun they said.. 😵😩
*cough hack choke*
#dogsoftwitter 
#doggrooming https://t.co/o5BvQzivzr
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Be a dog groomer they said... It'll be fun they said.. 😵😩 *cough hack choke* #dogsoftwitter #doggrooming https://t.co/o5BvQzivzr

Rick lost his account and is building back bigger,lol... give him a follow if you enjoy intelligent sarcasm and wit. 😏 @RikHavic

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Marjorie Greene, So obscene, You are the Queen Of racist Mean. You are a menace. You're as vile as can be. You spew your hate For all to see. Marjorie Greene, Insurrectionist supreme, You are a lifetime member Of the conspiracy team.

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If you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable: -sleep for 8+ hours -drink 2L of water -no sugar -get sun daily -read for 30 mins a day -workout 3x a week -capture someone, cut their face off and sew it onto your face -meditate for 10 mins daily #lifecoaching 😏

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Please let Roger Stone be one of the names mentioned in the Gaetz case. Please let Roger Stone be one of the names mentioned in the Gaetz case. Please let Roger Stone be one of the names mentioned in the Gaetz case. Please let Roger Stone be one of the names...😏 #GaetzGate

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Now that the CDC has changed the mask guidelines, tired parents and kids are gonna head out on Halloween night for trick or treating as themselves.

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