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There are few things as bizarre as college students making Cinco de Mayo a thing. And, don't get me wrong, I thought it was a thing! Until I met, like, *a* Mexican.
Spent 10 years at a tequila joint. This “holiday” is worse than St. Patrick’s (& involves so much weird minstrelsy) & all the white folks that celebrate should be piled on a barge in a heap like cordwood, when they inevitably black out, then set adrift in the Gulf of Mexico. https://t.co/t2EjHScSMH
Since we all know Trunk is incapable of learning, my question is: Who reminded him he’s still telling his people to boycott Coca-Cola for being too woke &—since he believes in nothing & is still chugging away—he should shove that freshly sipped Diet Coke behind the centerpiece? https://t.co/nTjz7p90Qv
So, #TheBadBatch kinda feels like we’re in for an A-Team sort of thing. I’d be down for that. My most pressing question? Where does Crosshair keep getting all the Space Toothpicks? Is his uniform pouch a dispenser? Are they vibropicks? @StarWarsExplain: Care to venture a guess? https://t.co/X9jgcfEhIC
May the Fourth is mostly a reminder that rise of skywalker was the last movie I saw in a theater and also the worst piece of star wars lore since the xmas special and i'm including the ewok movies. it's the only star wars film i've only seen once
501 days since I saw “Rise of Skywalker” & I’m still annoyed by it. It was also the last film I saw in a theater & the only Star Wars I watched just once—and I paid to sit through each prequel NINE times. Daisy, John, Oscar, Kelly, & Adam deserved better. #MayThe4thBeWithYou https://t.co/iY77Kgg1RU
I love my kids with every ounce of my being, but there are A LOT of reasons A LOT of people shouldn’t have them. We’ve all met those people. Stop dumb shit like this. Life is hard enough without you making people who don’t want the same life as you feel wrong or broken.❤️ https://t.co/eXkPcgCpa9
If I had a dime for every time someone directly said or implied to me or my wife that, because we don’t & aren’t having kids, we’re not full human adults and/or are incapable of having rich emotional experiences—well, this is America, so I’d have enough saved to buy us both guns. https://t.co/MeO9J8cneO
So...did they shoot this the same way they did Gandalf & Frodo in that carriage in “Fellowship” or are the Carters collapsing in on themselves & currently the size of Lego minifigs? https://t.co/AzfdHSJCr6
Over the past few years, I’ve been annoyed by the release of cinnamon whiskey, mint whiskey, peanut butter whiskey... I guess this is where that dark path takes us. And when they finally try to sell me whiskey-flavored whiskey, I will positively lose my shit. https://t.co/clYdAlUOEQ
Ron Watkins, who is maybe Q, doing some sort of Bill Gates “strategic divorce” conspiracy. Honestly, this is lazy and boring. Step it up. https://t.co/sUh0SittBA
How’s this? “Bill’s leaving ‘cos he’s now able to clone an army of panracial permayoung sex boys using amalgamated DNA mapped by vax microchips & beamed to his lab by 5G. Soon he’ll send one to all white American men in an attempt to make them gay & distract them from breeding.” https://t.co/rsuYygBLGR
Crackerjack job on the image cropping for this Billie Eilish article on @Genius about people taking advantage. “You might think, ‘It’s because she’s in the music industry’ – no, dude. It’s everywhere. I don’t know one girl or woman who hasn’t had a weird experience,” she says. https://t.co/hWizItBjQQ
So completely dumb. Do you know how many restaurants are within a stone’s throw of Eleven Madison? So they don’t serve meat. That’s not a culture war—that’s a plant-based restaurant. Jeez. So utterly ignorant. https://t.co/yN9nL2Dc7X
Seriously. I had no idea the vegetarian restaurants I’ve worked at in the past were waging war. The churrascuria across the street where everyone was swinging swords loaded with meat, on the other hand—well, I suspected they were gearing up for something. https://t.co/pX8OEMLL2t
Disturbing fact in a disturbing article: only 39% of NYPD has sought/received the vaccine. https://t.co/YUHFagtD2z
Not exactly the police reform I was hoping for: 61% of NYPD officers will now give the immunocompromised & others who’ve had trouble finding/getting vaxxed the chance to die in their own beds after being hassled for jaywalking, instead of being shot or crushed to death by a knee. https://t.co/3VZWMfw7zW
Bill Maher reacts to camera phones in 2003: "It's a phone not a swiss army knife" https://t.co/9smaj4QdQw
I have a relative who went on this rant last fall. “Kids are dumbing down college & the world ‘cos they don’t know—thanks to Apple’s GIANT bullshit machines—phones are just for making calls.” I started it by saying, “Hey, looks like the new iPhone will come in a smaller size.” https://t.co/rEMN1rdOeF