Michael Elliott

Michael Elliott

@phokingresist

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I really tried to be a moderating Force and bring people to the centre. Nobody budged, I failed.πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ but also πŸŒŽβœŒοΈπŸ––πŸ˜·

Toronto
Joined on February 19, 2011
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Alright Twitter, I have a bunch of left-over roasted pork loin ... best way to use it? #cooking #menuhelp

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We are pleased to announce that we now carry the SurgicallyClean Jade Air Purification System in our inventory. This is a well-priced unit designed to produce a surgically clean room of up to 3,000 sq ft. 
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We are pleased to announce that we now carry the SurgicallyClean Jade Air Purification System in our inventory. This is a well-priced unit designed to produce a surgically clean room of up to 3,000 sq ft. https://t.co/7ohjWJ4HPw https://t.co/yfIMNZUfly

Damn I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't get Covid. That contact tracing would be insane..

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Use contagious in a sentence. β€œI saw Trump shuffle towards Marine 1 and it’s going to take that contagious”. #TrumpCovidHoax

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Waiting in line with my wife. She has to get tested. The line is massive. This is like a really shitty ride at Disney.

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Ok Canada, look and learn. Is this the shit show that you want in Canada? Is it? Is this how you want our politicians to behave? This is where we are drifting. Tell your politicians that this isn’t acceptable behaviour - ever.

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Oh America, you must be so ashamed tonight. As a Canadian, I’m ashamed for you.

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Everybody demanding @JoeBiden take a drug test: you fell for it. Another @realDonaldTrump distraction. He’ll do that all night long tomorrow, as he dodges, lies and berates instead of actually answering questions. You are a gullible lot indeed. #TrumpCrimeFamily #Brokeahontas

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Quoted @Carolyn_Bennett

Adequate Vitamin D Levels Cuts Risk Of Dying From Covid-19 In Half, Study Finds https://t.co/JpMQzMVZ9N

Good to know https://t.co/WvaTSeRD2I

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[White House residence] Melania (through bathroom door]: "Donald, do you have a shooting pain in your chest like someone has a Voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it in the chest?" Donald: "No." Melania: "How about now?"

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ACA is OBAMACARE. Why isn’t this being screamed loudly?

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A frigging squirrel just dropped a half-eaten walnut on my head. Little prick was unhappy about my dog treeing him. #treerat

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German kid: Dad, what's the Alt-Right? Father: Son, that's why Grampa lives in Argentina.

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Beating his ass is still ok though, right?

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20 years ago I was in Capital Markets and flying between Toronto and San Francisco. We made a (very) rapid descent and I spent the next week in Calgary - mourning the friends I lost in the WTC.

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Yeah, go ahead and defend this. He knowingly is responsible for 200,000 dead and counting. https://t.co/9ufIR0FtTi

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@phokingresist @snarkgrapefruit Get proof of attendance, too. A thumbprint from a registered owner of a destroyed business should be enough. Maybe a pepper spray stain for backup.

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As a Canadian, I have one plea to my country: Don’t become the US. We can disagree politically and still talk. We are not defined by being left, or right. Do not fall for the decisive rhetoric. Don’t hate. Remain what makes us great. #lovecanada

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Does the @GOPconvention make any more sense if you turn down the volume and just play Yakety Sax instead?#batshitcrazy #thisistheend

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I am so F'ing mad that the Conservatives played stupid political games during a pandemic. They just cost us an F'ing good Finance Minister exactly when we're going to need one most. Idiots.

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