Uncle Gerald

Uncle Gerald

@cjackoff

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dial 9-1-2 on me

Philadelphia, Pa
Joined on May 20, 2011
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Due to COVID-19 my family has decided we will all have sex with the turkey OUTDOORS this thanksgiving 🤷🏼‍♂️

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I’ve decided I’m not going to wipe my ass till Christmas!

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

I WON THE ELECTION!

ME TOO!! https://t.co/UBjR8cvmqy

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Fun Game : try to hold in a poop while taking laxatives until the president concedes !

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Each night before bed I place my two prized Eggy CrazyBonez™️ up my keister for safekeeping

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Story about a epic young boy https://t.co/0rViZGViWs

Story about a epic young boy https://t.co/0rViZGViWs

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I will most likely continue to piss the bed every night regardless of who the president is!

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Quoted @atrupar

“The president is willing to concede if certain conditions are met,” says Rick Santorum on CNN, but staying in office is not a choice for Trump. He’ll be out of the White House in January https://t.co/cmGx5DBhbj

“The president is willing to concede if certain conditions are met,” says Rick Santorum on CNN, but staying in office is not a choice for Trump. He’ll be out of the White House in January https://t.co/cmGx5DBhbj

The conditions are: 1) Free KFC for life 2) Obama admits he’s Muslim 3) Legalize marrying your daughter 4) Wall 5) Someone adopts Eric and Don Jr. https://t.co/i1y0JUtZWa

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Once Joel Biden is the president I will pack up, torch my house and move to Hawaii!!!!

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SmartFingers @JohnKingCNN is BACK LIVE!! Good god I’m leaking like a sieve!!! @bw0712

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I told my girlfriend to tie me to the bed and call me a Dirty Little Dem till the electoral map turns blue!

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13 days until I walk into my local polling place and completely shit my drawers!

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Who wants to come over and play Yugio in my crawl space

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I’d say having COVID-19 is a big NO-NO these days!

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Quoted @twelveoclocke

every male comedian and their girlfriend looks like this https://t.co/qklIuaMjch

every male comedian and their girlfriend looks like this https://t.co/qklIuaMjch

This looks like @johnwalterstock and his goddess https://t.co/ibjWEyNIky

Anyone else keep their heelys on while doing sex?

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All I can say is I wish I could sniff the back seat of that Suburban!

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“When dads away, the boy will play!”- Barron Trump

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Sending T’s & P’s to Milania for having to quarantine with Fat Bastard

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