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Inside 100 Tweets
That's a 78% increase in the number of heads of state and national governments on Twitter from 2011. Which means Twitter is taking over the world. And we're ok with that.
Dear Brothers and Sisters, I've shared my credentials with you to get your huge blessings. Please don't laugh at my credentials.😀 Right now...I've only 50% GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/Jade Emperor/Ahura Mazda/Kami/Yahweh/Odin/Zeus/Perun/ JESUS/Buddha/Nanak/etc. 'S blessings. TAKE CARE.
@BillGates @sapinker Dear, I'm crazy about making our GREAT AMERICA and GREAT PLANET happy, healthy & peaceful asap.....with the help of my nonsense tweets by REVIVING everyone's inner conscience (including myself).
I'm GREATEST IDIOT at this planet. How come ?? BECAUSE... 1- I've never had Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, Premarital sex & Extramarital Affairs. 2- I'm not interested in name, fame, food, clothes, money & properties. EVEN my family, friends & relatives don't know about my tweets.
Dear Christian, Muslim & Hindu brothers and sisters, Please start Prayer (Daily 7 times), Adhan (5) & Chant(Om Namah Shivay & Gayatri mantra) for GOD, ALLAH & SHIV respectively...receive 25% extra blessing from them. Please give me 2.5% of this extra blessings to improve myself.
Dear GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/etc., IF I die without REDUCING (Crime-rate and Health-care budget) and RESOLVING (Conflict based on Nationality, Religion, Race & Color) at your planet. THEN My Soul/Ruh/Aatma would roam in this universe/multiverse because of my unfulfilled wish. ELSE ?
Dear GOD, I'm extremely sorry for not being able to reduce Crime-rate & Health-care budget of your planet before "Great conjunction". I'm helplessly watching most of the people being sucked by BLACK HOLES of Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex / Extramarital Affairs.
Dear GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/etc., I kindly request you to allocate one place for me in your Hell/Jahannam/Narka/etc. in advance. Even though I'm not worth for Heaven/Jannah/Swarga/etc. I myself don't want this.....even by mistake from your side. BECAUSE No-one can improve in the Heaven.
Dear GOD/JESUS/ALLAH/SHIV/VISHNU/Jade Emperor/ Ahura Mazda/Kami/Yahweh/Odin/Zeus/Perun/Buddha/etc., I'm still waiting for your 100% blessings.😭😭😭😭😭Current 50% is not working for me to complete your nearly-impossible task of making your planet happy, healthy & peaceful ASAP.
Dear GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/Jade Emperor/Kami/Yahweh/ Buddha/etc., As you know I'm your spoiled brat & trump card at this planet. I've started posting nonsense tweets to revive inner conscience of human being (including myself). Twitter impressions -240K on 5th Oct Total 2.63M for Sept
Dear GOD/JESUS/ALLAH/SHIV/VISHNU/Jade Emperor/ Kami/Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha/etc. , I'm extremely sorry for telling a lie. Actually...I haven't yet cremated or buried. I'm too worthless to be cremated or buried. Based on my current status...my body must be dumped in sanitary sewer.
Dear GOD/ ALLAH/ SHIV/etc. My comment on ur planet - Human being r enjoying Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex & Extramarital Affairs SO Crime-rate & Health-care budget is skyrocketing. They are fighting/Killing each other based on Nationality, Religion, Race & Color.
Dear GOD/ ALLAH/ SHIV/Jade Emperor/Kami/Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha, When will you on-board me in your philanthropic project ? My weakness: I've never had Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, Premarital sex & Extramarital Affairs I'm not interested in name, fame, food, clothes, money & properties.
Dear Bro Newton, Your third law is really TRUE. Whenever I tried to reach very-very near to GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/etc....I've been thrown away very-very far from GOD. But......as you know I'm spoiled brat & trump-card of GOD..... I'll keep on trying to make your third law FALSE.
Dear GOD/JESUS/ALLAH/SHIV/VISHNU/Jade Emperor/Kami/Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha/etc, When will you make my nonsense twitter account VIRAL for the welfare of your planet ? YES...I'm too worthless to get your blessings...to pray to you..to ask for forgiveness Actually..I'm greedy beggar.
Dear GOD/JESUS/ALLAH/SHIV/VISHNU/Jade Emperor/ Kami/Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha/etc., I kindly request you.........not to send me at this planet next time.
Dear Bros & Sis, JUST FOLLOW AS IF IT'S COMPLETE LOCKDOWN...SELF QUARANTINE...and PRAY TO GOD, ALLAH, SHIV, Jade Emperor/Yuhuang Dadi, Kami, Yahweh, Nanak, Buddha,etc. Permanently QUIT Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital sex/Extramarital Affairs ASAP We've very less time.
Dear GOD/ALLAH/SHIV/Jade Emperor/Yuhuang Dadi/Kami, Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha, I've already been cremated and buried........so please don't worry about consequences of giving your full-fledged blessings to me. PLEASE TRY.........YOUR PLANET WILL ENJOY HUGE PROFIT.
Dear GOD/ ALLAH/ SHIV/Jade Emperor/Yuhuang Dadi/Kami/Yahweh/Nanak/Buddha, etc. , I've never had Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, Premarital sex & Extramarital Affairs. Could you pls give me ur blessings to change this planet in the RIGHT direction ? Thanks and Regards Your Son at earth