Michael Elliott

Michael Elliott

@phokingresist

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I really tried to be a moderating Force and bring people to the centre. Nobody budged, I failed.🇨🇦 but also 🌎✌️🖖😷

Toronto
Joined on February 19, 2011
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Beating his ass is still ok though, right?

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20 years ago I was in Capital Markets and flying between Toronto and San Francisco. We made a (very) rapid descent and I spent the next week in Calgary - mourning the friends I lost in the WTC.

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Yeah, go ahead and defend this. He knowingly is responsible for 200,000 dead and counting. https://t.co/9ufIR0FtTi

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@phokingresist @snarkgrapefruit Get proof of attendance, too. A thumbprint from a registered owner of a destroyed business should be enough. Maybe a pepper spray stain for backup.

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As a Canadian, I have one plea to my country: Don’t become the US. We can disagree politically and still talk. We are not defined by being left, or right. Do not fall for the decisive rhetoric. Don’t hate. Remain what makes us great. #lovecanada

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Does the @GOPconvention make any more sense if you turn down the volume and just play Yakety Sax instead?#batshitcrazy #thisistheend

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I am so F'ing mad that the Conservatives played stupid political games during a pandemic. They just cost us an F'ing good Finance Minister exactly when we're going to need one most. Idiots.

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Genuine question here: what's going through the mind of somebody that goes through the bother of wearing a mask and then having their nose hanging out the top of it. I'm honestly wondering why somebody would do this.

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Wear a mask. Have some fun with it. https://t.co/7ioIpnkbBC

Wear a mask. Have some fun with it. https://t.co/7ioIpnkbBC

All manner or logic and science has failed, so let’s try a different tack - Exodus 34:33. Moses wore a mask, so can you. It’s right there in the bible. ... Wear a darn mask! https://t.co/SAj82aoHDx #wearamask #stopwhinging #growup #weneedadults.

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Ontario adults arguing about masks and rights. How about if you choose not to wear a mask, OHIP won't cover you? You have your choices, why should I fund them with my taxes?

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The best part of using logic, is when they can’t.
@yurwhining https://t.co/EAtHj3hIX2

The best part of using logic, is when they can’t. @yurwhining https://t.co/EAtHj3hIX2

Wow @yuruwhining, and I was going to try to discuss why not to block you. But you took the typical cowards way out. Well done. https://t.co/15yq6EHxdi

Wow @yuruwhining, and I was going to try to discuss why not to block you. But you took the typical cowards way out. Well done. https://t.co/15yq6EHxdi

Let’s assume for a moment (in a willing suspension of disbelief) that @POTUS wasn’t briefed, as is claimed; so he didn’t react. Fine. Now he knows: what’s his reaction? Anything? Bueller? The silence is the answer. #potuslies #BunkerBoy #PutinsPuppet

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“And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddlin’ K-pop kids!” https://t.co/PTGhrKtCyE

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If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

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Standing in the park with my dog. He’s staring a squirrels and I’m sweating in the 33 degree weather. Suddenly it’s beer o’clock minus 30.

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I get that it’s hot. I get we’ve been cooped up for months. I get that tempers are frayed. The punch up in the beer store parking lot over the quality of a parking job was over the edge - and violated social distancing.

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So. I’m out for my morning dog walk in the local church yard. Somebody has defecated against a tree - complete with TP. Have we all become animals now? #stopbeingpigs #gross #growup

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Toronto peeps, help me out. I thought the new pot laws allowed you to smoke essentially where you would be allowed to drink a beer. I can’t walk down the street drinking, why is pot everywhere? Honestly curious.

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