5yo [in another room]: Fly! [crash] Fly already. [crash]. What is wrong with you? Me [already fairly sure what heβs doing]: What are you doing? 5yo: Iβm trying to make one of these brooms fly. Me: Off the couch? 5yo: Yes. Me: ... okay.
@ElieNYC You want to avoid the emergency room, right?
@ElieNYC Perfect answer
@ElieNYC But like, what house does he identify with? Are there even Slytherins of Color?
@ElieNYC ππ
@ElieNYC Yeah. They gotta have hope.
@ElieNYC Could matter someday: https://t.co/iLlRIjxNGw
@ElieNYC βUP!β Is the magic word, I believe https://t.co/A3gJv0LJFN
@ElieNYC At least, not off the roof?!
@ElieNYC Better the broom than the boy!