James Dreyfus πŸŸ₯

James Dreyfus πŸŸ₯

@DreyfusJames

Followers52K
Following10.6K

Ol’ Skool. Adult Human Male. Satire.🚬🍷You bite? I bite back. My personal, rambling thoughts. Take them, leave them...meh...πŸ–Œ- Hamilton Agency 🎭- Lou Coulson

Bedlam, Londres
Joined on June 13, 2014
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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
4 hours
Average replies
104
Average retweets
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Average likes
775
Tweets with photos
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Tweets with videos
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I sang you a song ❀️🍟🎑 https://t.co/3BR8FgbniC

I sang you a song ❀️🍟🎑 https://t.co/3BR8FgbniC

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β€˜Tis done....night.πŸ˜₯ https://t.co/ewgyfHVBtt

β€˜Tis done....night.πŸ˜₯ https://t.co/ewgyfHVBtt

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Quoted @nowthisnews

This pianist plays Beethoven for rescue elephants 🐘 https://t.co/trHaWQ556G

This pianist plays Beethoven for rescue elephants 🐘 https://t.co/trHaWQ556G

I wonder if you’ll ever find a more beautiful, moving, inspiring video than this... ❀️❀️❀️ (Thanks to @AdeleIsla for sharing) https://t.co/JeJQplvqxb

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β€œI Don’t Know How To Eat Him” https://t.co/CHeceWBObi

β€œI Don’t Know How To Eat Him” https://t.co/CHeceWBObi

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πŸŽΌβ€™must die, must die, must die, must die, for the sake of my tummy, this bunny must die!’ (Thanks to Lloyd Webber/Rice)

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I’ve given this a lot of thought, &,I’m sorry to say, I’ve come to the following conclusion...

This bunny must die. https://t.co/ZG1DXgbcCv

I’ve given this a lot of thought, &,I’m sorry to say, I’ve come to the following conclusion... This bunny must die. https://t.co/ZG1DXgbcCv

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Quoted @davidjacksmith

The effort the little guy puts in to hauling his cousin up. Then the fist bump at the end. Too freaking awesome:) https://t.co/4fPNGLjda3

Simian love... https://t.co/wA1OhCdC1K

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β€˜I have of late-but wherefore I know not-lost all my mirth...’ Night x

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Quoted @BigBillMoon

Hey Siri, show me β€˜toxic masculinity’... https://t.co/psdfKmFXdO

Hey Siri, show me β€˜toxic masculinity’... https://t.co/psdfKmFXdO

Where has this rage and hatred come from? Who spreads this message? Which lobby groups endorse this bile? Who is actively encouraging this? This is typical of SO many videos I’ve come across. Something has gone terribly wrong...it’s extremely troubling. https://t.co/ywQho2Ulu6

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By the way, regarding the beautiful video in my last tweet, if anyone has a spare elephant, would they like to swap it for a 4 legged, second-hand, demented loon? See picture below. https://t.co/7oX1XDwJ16

By the way, regarding the beautiful video in my last tweet, if anyone has a spare elephant, would they like to swap it for a 4 legged, second-hand, demented loon? See picture below. https://t.co/7oX1XDwJ16

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Quoted @Gabriele_Corno

When he calls them, the elephant he helped rescue come running https://t.co/Ivtc9PF690

When he calls them, the elephant he helped rescue come running https://t.co/Ivtc9PF690

Oh.............my heart.... https://t.co/6oErjowUfO

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Quoted @stonewalluk

#LesbianVisibilityWeek is approaching! We've partnered with @DIVA to provide a wide range of events to celebrate, uplift and platform lesbians everywhere. Head to our website to register for events and find out more about what's planned for the week https://t.co/GzYP4mB7w9 https://t.co/xqE9X3Xk3K

#LesbianVisibilityWeek is approaching! We've partnered with @DIVA to provide a wide range of events to celebrate, uplift and platform lesbians everywhere. Head to our website to register for events and find out more about what's planned for the week https://t.co/GzYP4mB7w9 https://t.co/xqE9X3Xk3K

Funniest tweet this year. https://t.co/sGl3XXT0yU

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Attack Of The Killer Muppet. Watch for the moment IT lunges, fangs drooling.... https://t.co/oKgFuS654Q

Attack Of The Killer Muppet. Watch for the moment IT lunges, fangs drooling.... https://t.co/oKgFuS654Q

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PS. My sister had this done for me. 
Speaks volumes.... https://t.co/zUlmusCnvG

PS. My sister had this done for me. Speaks volumes.... https://t.co/zUlmusCnvG

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Fuck’s sake. It never ends. Had to haul Hobbes out of the dishwasher, as he was COMPLETELY inside, licking ketchup, then let him out, where he ate tonnes of grass, which he THEN YAKKED UP ON the rug. IT’S lying down now, happy as you like. Like owning a warthog... Night all. X

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Quoted @DreyfusJames

I swear to god, this animal plays me like a goddamn piano.... https://t.co/S40Pzjoepf

I swear to god, this animal plays me like a goddamn piano.... https://t.co/S40Pzjoepf

Yes. I am RTing my own tweet. Fight me. https://t.co/MQYkiKITjY

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Quoted @KLBfax

There is a push going on to 'normalize' EVERYTHING. Some things just shouldn't be normalized. Stay frosty people.

Wise & pertinent words, as ever, from @KLBfax https://t.co/XXzOTvwx1N

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